Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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