my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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