Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
wow bdsm is so cute
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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