whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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