and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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