So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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