this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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