yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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