She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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