i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I wear drunk well.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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