so that wasnt chicken after all
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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