awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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