She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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