Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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