I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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