We won't sleep together?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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