oh god the rape fog is back!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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