how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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