My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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