Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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