I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize