I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I need moral support for this bender
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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