Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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