i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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