I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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