Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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