oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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