I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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