you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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