What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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