Porn is love you can see.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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