Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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