Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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