So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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