He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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