I hate your face
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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