You surviving the open bar?
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what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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