I'm lost and stupid without you.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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