Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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