She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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