Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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