No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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