I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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