Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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