check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm too high and old for this...
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