we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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