A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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Dignity is for republicans.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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