a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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