I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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