You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
oh god the rape fog is back!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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