I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize