do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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